Ballad of the Great Pup Tent Slayer
Written to immortalize certain "exploits" of Timothy Warnok of the Kingdom of Challain
Tune: Chorus is "Rocky Top" & Verses are "Cripple Creek"        Words: Ginger Hulsopple

G                                 C                   G
I set up camp at the head of the creek
                                            C        D           G
Goin' out to meet all the warriors I could see
        G                                      C             G
The day was warm and the wind was fine
                                                       C           D           G
Then my tent, it attacked me - snuck up right behind!

Spoken: “Then I said...”

Chorus:
     C                         G                       F                               C
Warnock! Please rescue me! My pup tent's gone berserk!
                      G                                        D           G
Call out for Timothy! It's the only thing that will work
                                       D            G
When your pup tent's gone berserk!

               G                                 C                        G
2. I was losing the battle - the tent was gonna win!
                                        C      D       G
So I called right out for Timothy again.
     G                                 C             G
I heard a yell and the ground it shook
                                         C            D              G
There was Warnock a-jumpin' 'cross the brook!       Chorus

            G                                      C         G
3. He swung his sword and began to fight
                                                        C             D              G
The tent was a-thrashin' and the quarters they were tight.
          G                  C              G
The tent it gave a shudder great
                                                         C          D           G
Warnock was the victor and the tent had met its fate!       Chorus
 

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