Ballad of the Great Pup Tent Slayer
Written to immortalize certain "exploits" of Timothy Warnok of the Kingdom of Challain
Tune: Chorus is "Rocky Top" & Verses are "Cripple Creek" Words: Ginger HulsoppleG C G
I set up camp at the head of the creek
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Goin' out to meet all the warriors I could see
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The day was warm and the wind was fine
C D G
Then my tent, it attacked me - snuck up right behind!Spoken: “Then I said...”
Chorus:
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Warnock! Please rescue me! My pup tent's gone berserk!
G D G
Call out for Timothy! It's the only thing that will work
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When your pup tent's gone berserk!G C G
2. I was losing the battle - the tent was gonna win!
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So I called right out for Timothy again.
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I heard a yell and the ground it shook
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There was Warnock a-jumpin' 'cross the brook! ChorusG C G
3. He swung his sword and began to fight
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The tent was a-thrashin' and the quarters they were tight.
G C G
The tent it gave a shudder great
C D G
Warnock was the victor and the tent had met its fate! Chorus
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